AB Andrew Boydston
Comedian · Bakersfield, California

Andrew
Boydston.

The Barstool Prophet. Modern day court jester. A guy with a microphone and an unmatched enthusiasm for saying the quiet part out loud.

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Andrew Boydston in a blue plaid shirt, hand on his chin
The Barstool Prophet
Next up: November 6, 2026 · BakersfieldDoors 6 PM · Show 7 PMThe details ↘
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The next show

Comedy night
at Legends.

The Barstool Prophet presents a night of Bakersfield comedy with Andrew Boydston, John Hacker, Mark Haggard, and Joe Alaniz.

WhenFriday, November 6, 2026 · Doors 6 PM · Show 7 PM
WhereLegends Lounge & Event Center · Bakersfield, CA
Tickets$15 advance · $25 at the door · Ages 18+
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From the feed

Quips.

Four dispatches from Andrew’s side of the internet.

Me looking at all the Taco Bell news… Thank Jimothy my order doesn’t have any veggies!
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Did you guys start calling people this week and would that happen to be a Glendale number? … feel free to call back.
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I purposely pick players on Draft Kings playing against teams in Tank Mode so the hockey gods punish me by having them win…
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Andrew Boydston performing stand-up comedy on stage
A little about Andrew

Stories with
an open tab.

Andrew is a Bakersfield comedian whose stand-up wanders through nerd culture, dating, social media, everyday absurdity, and his own questionable decisions. He also records comedy as The Barstool Prophet.

His debut album Barstool Prophet arrived in 2017, followed by More Coal for the Shame Train in 2018. Come for the stories; stay for the detours.

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Andrew Boydston in front of a wall covered in signatures and graffiti